Get crazy with the cheez whiz!

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/04/2018 at 09:35 • Filed to: None

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The 90's were an interesting time.


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 09:45

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The pronunciation in the chorus always threw me off. I’d hear it as “so, open the door” when they actually tried to say “soy un perdedor”. I guess they were losers when it came to Spanish pronunciation as well.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Aremmes
05/04/2018 at 09:48

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Why don’t you kill him?


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 09:52

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Whut you kids don’t get crazy with the Cheez whiz when your out drinking cheap beer or did combo’s kill that.

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Aremmes
05/04/2018 at 09:56

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I think Beck prefers to sprechen Sie Deutsche , baby.


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 09:57

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‘Cause he was a monkey sleeping on the loveseat.


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Ash78, voting early and often
05/04/2018 at 09:59

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That’s what happens when you’ve got butane in your veins while hangin’ from a pigeon wing.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > vondon302
05/04/2018 at 10:00

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I always have been and always will be completely reasonable with the cheez whiz.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Aremmes
05/04/2018 at 10:01

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Well go ahead because his time is a piece of wax.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:05

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You live a sheltered life.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:09

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I’ll see your Beck, and raise you one Snow.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > SmugAardvark
05/04/2018 at 10:11

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Yeah ... no thanks.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > vondon302
05/04/2018 at 10:11

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And you do not respect cheez whiz.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:14

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The ‘90s, you say?

Of course, as far as The Offspring are concerned it’s still the 90s:


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:19

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Better?


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:26

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > SmugAardvark
05/04/2018 at 10:26

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Marginally.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/04/2018 at 10:31

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Til Harvey Danger put out 3 albums


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:32

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Fine, whatever. I’m giving up on the 90's.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > SmugAardvark
05/04/2018 at 10:38

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:-/


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:56

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So one day I was at a construction site and we were rocking out to this song. The local drunk guy was walking buy and was like, “hey man you aren’t a looser”, you got a job. I lol’d.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:57

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How about some sublime?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2018 at 11:02

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Sublime is always good.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2018 at 11:03

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That’s adorable.


Kinja'd!!! E39, K5. Whatever it takes. > CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 13:26

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Weirdly appropriate given the date (Star Wars Day). The reason why Beck’s head is blurred at the beginning is due to him wearing a stormtrooper helmet. The rights to use were a little out of his price range.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > E39, K5. Whatever it takes.
05/04/2018 at 13:53

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I didn’t know that I was actually wondering what the blurred out stuff in the video was before I posted it here.