"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
05/04/2018 at 09:35 • Filed to: None | 7 | 25 |
The 90's were an interesting time.
Aremmes
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 09:45 | 2 |
The pronunciation in the chorus always threw me off. I’d hear it as “so, open the door” when they actually tried to say “soy un perdedor”. I guess they were losers when it came to Spanish pronunciation as well.
CalzoneGolem
> Aremmes
05/04/2018 at 09:48 | 1 |
Why don’t you kill him?
vondon302
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 09:52 | 2 |
Whut you kids don’t get crazy with the Cheez whiz when your out drinking cheap beer or did combo’s kill that.
Ash78, voting early and often
> Aremmes
05/04/2018 at 09:56 | 1 |
I think Beck prefers to sprechen Sie Deutsche , baby.
Aremmes
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 09:57 | 1 |
‘Cause he was a monkey sleeping on the loveseat.
Aremmes
> Ash78, voting early and often
05/04/2018 at 09:59 | 1 |
That’s what happens when you’ve got butane in your veins while hangin’ from a pigeon wing.
CalzoneGolem
> vondon302
05/04/2018 at 10:00 | 1 |
I always have been and always will be completely reasonable with the cheez whiz.
CalzoneGolem
> Aremmes
05/04/2018 at 10:01 | 1 |
Well go ahead because his time is a piece of wax.
vondon302
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:05 | 1 |
You live a sheltered life.
SmugAardvark
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:09 | 1 |
I’ll see your Beck, and raise you one Snow.
CalzoneGolem
> SmugAardvark
05/04/2018 at 10:11 | 0 |
Yeah ... no thanks.
CalzoneGolem
> vondon302
05/04/2018 at 10:11 | 2 |
And you do not respect cheez whiz.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:14 | 0 |
The ‘90s, you say?
Of course, as far as The Offspring are concerned it’s still the 90s:
SmugAardvark
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:19 | 0 |
Better?
Takuro Spirit
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:26 | 4 |
CalzoneGolem
> SmugAardvark
05/04/2018 at 10:26 | 0 |
Marginally.
CalzoneGolem
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/04/2018 at 10:31 | 0 |
Til Harvey Danger put out 3 albums
SmugAardvark
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:32 | 0 |
Fine, whatever. I’m giving up on the 90's.
CalzoneGolem
> SmugAardvark
05/04/2018 at 10:38 | 0 |
:-/
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:56 | 1 |
So one day I was at a construction site and we were rocking out to this song. The local drunk guy was walking buy and was like, “hey man you aren’t a looser”, you got a job. I lol’d.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 10:57 | 0 |
How about some sublime?
CalzoneGolem
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2018 at 11:02 | 0 |
Sublime is always good.
CalzoneGolem
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/04/2018 at 11:03 | 0 |
That’s adorable.
E39, K5. Whatever it takes.
> CalzoneGolem
05/04/2018 at 13:26 | 1 |
Weirdly appropriate given the date (Star Wars Day). The reason why Beck’s head is blurred at the beginning is due to him wearing a stormtrooper helmet. The rights to use were a little out of his price range.
CalzoneGolem
> E39, K5. Whatever it takes.
05/04/2018 at 13:53 | 0 |
I didn’t know that I was actually wondering what the blurred out stuff in the video was before I posted it here.